Sunday, September 26, 2004


standing on top of the world, which side shall I eat? Posted by Hello


Norman has a wonderful time at Toytown, fly agaric followed by a good spring! He says 'Be happy now, live in the moment' Posted by Hello

Friday, September 24, 2004

Noddy invites Norman to Toytown!

Breaking News. Noddy (who is now rich and famous as a property developer) has invited Norman to Toytown for a weekend break and the authorities have agreed with strict conditions regarding access to Big Ears and bail to the sum of £50,000. We will bring you news of this visit as soon as we can. Clearly this is great news for the Free Norman Society!
A special correspondent

Wednesday, September 22, 2004


Poor Norman in Captivity Posted by Hello


A rare glimpse of Norman from behind Posted by Hello

Free Norman Society

We, the undersigned, believe that it is wrong and inhumane to keep Norman captive in chains, even though it may be argued that it is for his own good, and keeps him from falling into the wrong hands. His incarceration contravenes the human rights act under
Article 4: Prohibition of slavery and forced labour
Article 5: Right to liberty and security
Article 6: Right to a fair trial
Article 12: Right to marry


We demand that Norman be allowed to live a life equal to those of his fellow gnomes and ask on the GOVERNMENT to act to pass a law regarding the PROTECTION of GNOMES.
Please add your comments to work towards Norman's release.

Norma,
Simon Reavy,
Willie Clancy,