Sunday, September 26, 2004
Friday, September 24, 2004
Noddy invites Norman to Toytown!
Breaking News. Noddy (who is now rich and famous as a property developer) has invited Norman to Toytown for a weekend break and the authorities have agreed with strict conditions regarding access to Big Ears and bail to the sum of £50,000. We will bring you news of this visit as soon as we can. Clearly this is great news for the Free Norman Society!
A special correspondent
Wednesday, September 22, 2004
Free Norman Society
We, the undersigned, believe that it is wrong and inhumane to keep Norman captive in chains, even though it may be argued that it is for his own good, and keeps him from falling into the wrong hands. His incarceration contravenes the human rights act under
Article 4: Prohibition of slavery and forced labour
Article 5: Right to liberty and security
Article 6: Right to a fair trial
Article 12: Right to marry
We demand that Norman be allowed to live a life equal to those of his fellow gnomes and ask on the GOVERNMENT to act to pass a law regarding the PROTECTION of GNOMES.
Please add your comments to work towards Norman's release.
Norma,
Simon Reavy,
Willie Clancy,





